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Spirits · France

Dom Pérignon

Champagne opened with a sabre, because corkscrews are for the bourgeoisie.

We shall show you to the brand’s official website. From there, sir, you are on your own.

Category
Spirits
Origin
France
Founded
1921
Vanity level
👑👑👑 Worthy of a coat of arms
Price
One doesn’t ask

Dom Pérignon is vintage only, because one doesn’t drink just any year. The monk it is named after took a vow of poverty. An irony best underlined with a second bottle.

The poor count. The rich choose.

“A gentleman never asks “how much?”. He asks “where do I sign?””

Since you’re spending anyway, perhaps also…

If you have to ask…Vanity level: 5 out of 5

Louis XIII

A cognac that ages for a century. You have less time, so do drink up.

France · since 1874

Fit for a dukeVanity level: 4 out of 5

Krug

Champagne for those who find Dom Pérignon a bit everyday.

France · since 1843

Fit for a dukeVanity level: 4 out of 5

The Macallan

A Scotch one collects, and drinks only for show.

United Kingdom · since 1824